The Happy Hallowiener

Super Shiny Legendary Cockney.

DEX NO. 069 Cockney

HP 420/420

ATTACK 666

DEFENSE -1337

SP. ATK 80085

SP DEF 999

SPEED 8009

NATURE Smug

ABILITY Bitter Taste - leaves a bitter taste in your mouth. Probably harmless, but very unpleasant.

ITEM Booze

MOVES LEARNED

Harden - raises defense significantly, lowers agility

Cumshot - shots a sticky web that blinds target, skip next turn to recover energy

Growth - raises sp. atk significantly

Poopchute Pounding - Charges up for three turns, then completely annihilates target. Cockney's HP is halved afterwards.

im still not sorry.